Food Porn: Raw And Uncensored


People have seen plenty of issues in meals — Jesus, Mary, Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson. But at The Frisky, we are inclined to see the naughty in every thing. Who says taking part in along with your meals is a foul factor? All this phallic salad wants is a few creamy dressing. Ok, possibly that was taking it too far. This meals porn is clearly intentional, however click on by to see some extra naturally occurring horny mouthfuls that’ll make you do a double take.

The Grapes Of Ass

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The holy grail of grapes got here from our native grocery retailer. We dubbed them “The Grapes of Ass.” That’s proper, we purchased a whole bag of booty for $5! Best half, the farm they’re from is named “Pretty Lady.”

Hamsco Adler

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This ham jogs my memory of Cisco Adler.

Mushroom Boobs

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Yes, these are actual mushrooms.

Vagina Tacos

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Found these taco vaginas on a Pearl Jam fan discussion board web page. Is this a recreation of what will get eaten backstage?

Penis French Fry

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SideSalad.web blogger captured his co-worker’s tasty french fry.

Penis Mushroom

Source: Reddit

This penis mushroom appears like a enjoyable man, er, I imply, fungi.

Loquat Cleave

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Loquats have mad cleavage.

Watermelon Booty

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This watermelon’s bought a giant juicy booty.

Mushroom Butt

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Two mushrooms change into one butt. God, mushrooms can resemble something.

Pecker Pepper

Source: Amazon.com

This pepper is named the “chilli willy.”

Butt Or Penis?

Source: Reddit

Squash butt or penis? You be the decide!

Carrot Peen

Source: Birmingham Mail

You don’t wish to peel this carrot.

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