Dax Shepard Buying A ‘Toiletry Safe’ Is Peak Pandemic Couple Fight

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Dax Shepard surprises his spouse Kristen Bell with a “toiletry safe” to maintain all his lacking valuables like nail clippers from being stolen

You know that factor once you stay with somebody and like, all of your stuff simply conveniently disappears? Like you already know you simply purchased new nail clippers however the place precisely did they go? Dax Shepard has an answer, and it’s known as a “toiletry safe.” Is it a cute and stylish little “safe” made particularly to go within the rest room? No! Shepard purchased a literal protected — like a gun protected — so he can retailer his hairbrush, tweezers, and nail clippers from the prying palms of his spouse Kristen Bell and his two daughters, as a result of that’s the place we’re in 2020, y’all. Buying gun safes to maintain our households out of our rest room stuff.

Throughout the coronavirus pandemic, Bell and Shepard have been tremendous clear concerning the highs and lows of parenting and being married throughout quarantine, and so in that vein, Bell has began recording her Shepard’s interactions, importing them to Instagram, and calling it a actuality present, and boy, do they ship.

At the beginning of the video, Shepard has misplaced it. He believes his spouse and children are stealing his nail clippers, his tweezers, and that plastic attachment that goes on the top an electrical beard clipper. So to make sure the security of his toiletries, he unboxes a literal protected. “I measured my bathroom drawer before I ordered this so it fits,” he says with delight.

“In this episode, Dax takes measures to protect himself from the ferrets that live down the hall, and Kristen admits to accidentally throwing away a necessary part of his shaver,” Bell jokingly captions the video.

By ferrets, Bell means herself and her youngsters, which is what Shepard calls them. At one level within the video, he additionally refers to his youngsters as chimpanzees. So, that’s the stage of “lost his shit” that Shepard is at when he buys this bizarre rest room protected. Also, Bell admits that she did, the truth is, throw away her husband’s beard trimmer thingamabob and when pressed as to why she did, she’s similar to, I dunno, man. Oh, and when Shepard goes on a pleasant rant about how his youngsters are “stealing” his nail clippers, Bell is like, “Babe, you can’t say ‘stolen’ when your kid takes your stuff.”

One commenter summed it up completely, writing, “This is the most marriagiest of marriage fights and I LOVE IT. Frustration, laughter, ridiculousnessness-it’s all there and I’m dying.”


In “episode 2,” Shepard exhibits Bell how the protected suits in his drawer and so they argue over what number of towels a household of 4 wants. Shepard says “two,” Bell says “more than that.”

In episode three, Shepard breaks down the “missing toiletries” by quantity stating, “60% of the Apple TV remotes are missing, 100% of the tweezers, and 100% of the nail clippers.” I imply, not less than he’s taking a really scientific strategy to his lacking toiletry induced meltdown.

Thank you to Bell and Shepard for a much-needed snort this morning.

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