In advance of the present’s last season, the Game of Thrones Twitter account has released 20 posters that includes numerous characters seated on the Iron Throne. Presumably one among them will win the sport. The throne recreation. The recreation of the thrones.
Yes, it is nice seeing all our favourite characters seated within the titular throne, particularly Samwell Tarly who CLEARLY — spoiler alert — finally ends up on the throne along with his Hand of the King, That Baby. But I’ve considerations. Concerns nobody else appears to be troubling themselves with. And that concern is for the spinal wellness of our
Westeronians Westerosis WesterosPhiladelphaBornAndRaised these throney-ass folks. Because the Iron Throne is essentially the most uncomfortable chair I’ve ever seen in my total life.
It’s IRON! It’s made from SWORDS! It’s straight and harshly upright with no lumbar assist to be discovered! There isn’t any cushion! WHAT OF THEIR BUTTS? THEIR ACHING, ACHING BUTTS?
There is just one risk right here: neglect Cersei. The actual villains pulling the strings of Westeros is Big Chiropractic, figuring out whoever takes the throne, their trade will stay needed. You know Varys is in on it, too. That dude is aware of methods to crack a neck.
In this, the ultimate season, as we wrap up free ends and watch as somebody takes the throne (once more, it is def Sam and That Baby) we are able to solely hope they swap it out for a wise La-Z-Boy recliner.