It began out merely. The two co-creators of “Harley Quinn,” an R-rated DC Entertainment-HBO Max cartoon, inserted a joke about Batman taking place on Catwoman. The DC universe has featured Batman boning Catwoman. “The Killing Joke” went out of its solution to present Batman banging. Catwoman and Batman’s relationship is virtually canonical within the DC universe.
So DC was complaining about Batman taking place on Catwoman, however did not say no to Batman and Batgirl intercourse scene in The Killing Joke. LMAO. 🤡🤡 pic.twitter.com/sF9zbgfBqy
— Tamal de Carne (@tamaaldecarne) June 15, 2021
But in response to the creators of “Harley Quinn,” after they confirmed DC execs a fast scene of Batman down below, execs unequivocally nixed it. “You can’t do that,” they stated. “You absolutely cannot do that… Heroes don’t do that.”
Did you hear that, these of you with vaginas? Heroes don’t go down.
Creators of ‘Harley Quinn’ animated sequence inform @Variety that DC stopped Batman from performing oral intercourse on Catwoman:
“we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. DC was like, ‘You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.’ They’re like, ‘Heroes don’t do that.'” pic.twitter.com/o8tlyvZ7Gd
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) June 15, 2021
Season two of “Harley Quinn” ends with Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn working off into the sundown collectively — actually. In reality, Poison Ivy ditches her dude for Harley Quinn, and it’s introduced as an excellent factor. So DC’s downside isn’t sexual illustration. Purely, merely, it’s Batman performing oral intercourse on a lady, and a few fucked up concept of emasculation that comes with it.
And Twitter’s gone ballistic.
Most of the tweets aspect with “Harley Quinn” co-creators as a result of howdy, would Catwoman, a strong-ass lady, severely put up with a man who doesn’t do oral?!
“Heroes do NOT do that!” pic.twitter.com/mu3j1Ki5Ca
— Nick Hanover (@Nick_Hanover) June 14, 2021
Imagine catwoman placing up with a person who would not go down on her.
— Piotr Okay. (@APoundOfHam) June 15, 2021
truthfully i’ve by no means seen my timeline extra united, extra healthful, or extra appropriate than the previous twelve hours, once you all rose up and stated, in a single voice, that catwoman completely will get it every time and nevertheless she desires
— Alix E. Harrow (is offline proper now!) (@AlixEHarrow) June 15, 2021
As folks identified, Batman’s form of made for it:
And severely, what lady places up with this bullshit?
DC has objected to a scene in an Harley Quinn episode through which Batman performs oral intercourse on Catwoman. Their motive?
“Heroes don’t do that.”
Said no lady I’ve ever dated in my total life.
— Tony Isabella, Creator of Black Lightning (@thetonyisabella) June 14, 2021
Apparently, a fuckton of them put up with it. It’s ingrained in our tradition.. Flare stories that in 2015, DJ Khaled stated that he expects his spouse’s knees to hit the ground, however he doesn’t go down below. “I believe a woman should praise the man, you know, the king,” he instructed a New York radio present.
Turns out DJ Khaled is starring as the subsequent Batman. https://t.co/LsBZ3j12yz
— Rebecca Swanner (@rebeccaswanner) June 14, 2021
@DCComics saying #Batman & #Catwoman cannot have intercourse as a result of it is apparently improper for man to lick a vagina, however in all probability effective for a lady to suck a penis. Also they did not need the youngsters to see intercourse, regardless of them displaying heroes having intercourse in comics. pic.twitter.com/ffhAkIMBdn
— Chris25 🏳️🌈 (@CTTM25) June 15, 2021
Gynecologist Jen Gunter instructed Flare that “I have listened to women with completely normal exams weep that they have been told that they do not smell or taste correctly… They were told these things by men.” There’s misogyny constructed into the very material of our tradition, and if Batman gained’t go down, it speaks volumes: about emasculation, about attitudes in the direction of vaginas, and about attitudes in the direction of ladies basically.
Seeing loads of grown males attempting to be on the proper aspect of Batman consuming pussy however nonetheless cannot convey themselves to say issues like “oral” or “vagina” or “I respect women”
— Jay Hammer (@JasonHalftones) June 15, 2021
Whole industries are dedicated to telling ladies we odor dangerous down there. Despite gynecologists, together with the U.S. Department of Health and Human Service’s Office on Women’s Health, telling ladies to not squirt scented water up their girl holes, a full one-fifth of vagina-having folks aged fifteen to forty achieve this. Nearly half of these do it each week. That’s how brainwashed we’ve turn into over our completely regular vaginas. Thank you, DC execs, for perpetuating the anti-vagina rhetoric embedded in our tradition.
Then there’s the concept labia are imagined to appear to be Barbie dolls: all tucked up and neat. Guess what, boys, ladies, and others, labia are available in all styles and sizes, and a few inside labia protrude from the outer labia. It’s regular. They aren’t “hamburger pussies.” DC execs? You’re inadvertently perpetuating stereotypes that our vagines are icky. I as soon as had an ex name vaginas “hideous clam-beasts.” Thanks, fucker.
Gross. Pussy appear to be the batman image.
— DREKIDD (@Drekiddchillin) April 22, 2012
That child hasn’t gotten laid since he wrote that fucking tweet.
Then once more… why ought to Batman go down? Why are we assuming Batman desires to go down within the first place? Oh yeah: as a result of within the “Harley Quinn” cartoon, we predict Batman’s straight. Way to toss heteronormativity in there, Twitter. And throughout Pride Month, too.
My first response to the Batman-oral controversy was truthfully simply:
“I thought straight men liked Vaginas?”
“Isn’t that like the point??? Y’all like then Vaginas why aren’t you treasuring them!!! Catwoman deserve to get her pussy licked!”
Unless Batman into Dong?
— GayNSFWlover5 (@gay_nsf) June 15, 2021
Did any of y’all even think about that perhaps Batman would not eat pussy as a result of he is in love with Superman? pic.twitter.com/00LuiNGy1r
— Gundamagni (@HeirofSparda) June 16, 2021
DC could be my favourite firm ever in the event that they stated, “Sorry, we meant to say that Batman doesn’t eat pussy because he’s gay.”
— Jeffrey Owens (@creepshowens) June 15, 2021
Whats all this discourse over Batman consuming pussy?? Isnt he homosexual??
— 🔞 househusband hypnos🔞 (@NAUGHTYPEKKO_) June 16, 2021
But a large contingent of Twitter is adamant that DC execs are merely improper about their favourite hero, and “Harley Quinn” creators are in the proper: Batman would positively eat an individual out, and he’d do a rattling good job at it, too.
how may you do that to Keaton-Batman https://t.co/Kvsukb3X5m
— metaltxt (@metaltxt) June 15, 2021
I really like how this Batman discourse isn’t even discourse, it’s simply overwhelming consensus that Batman can and may eat Pussy
— Reverence 😈❤️ (@ArylaWhite) June 16, 2021
The Twitterati have spoken: Batman goes down prefer it’s his job; Twitter’s gone sex-positive about our vaginas (notably Catwoman’s) and powerful ladies; and DC execs are in some severe hassle. With all of the ruckus about Batman, Catwoman, his canonical love for Catwoman (and subsequently Catwoman’s underparts), they’re going to should craft a response. That response goes to be completely fucking hilarious — and simply the embarrassment these misogynist dickwads deserve.
Omg they’ll disgrace DC into letting batman eat Catwoman’s pussy lmfao. I really like the web lmfao
— Zod /mei•guhs/ (@ZodMagus) June 17, 2021
I predict that 24 hours from now DC might be pressured to make an announcement that Batman does, in truth, eat pussy and loves it. 😂 https://t.co/0dzExDxiht
— Mr. Hands (@mrhands31) June 15, 2021
i hope DC is pressured to make an official assertion on batman’s intercourse life
— Lindsey Laney (@_psdo) June 14, 2021
Batman doesn’t go down? It’s gross to assume that “heroes don’t do that.” Everyone with a vagina and a clitoris is aware of that actual heroes get their faces between an individual’s legs. If Batman doesn’t, both nobody’s banging Batman; Batman’s a complete dickhead; or Batman’s homosexual/ace. Period.
DC execs, hopefully, might be pressured to subject an announcement clarifying Batman’s place on oral intercourse (no pun supposed), to the limitless glee of Twitterati united, for as soon as, in a single factor: Oral intercourse on ladies = good. Oral intercourse by Batman = higher. Oral intercourse on Catwoman by Batman = finest.
Because Catwoman, like everybody with a vagina, deserves it. But a minimum of, as a small comfort, we all know Harley Quinn’s in all probability getting it from Poison Ivy.
listening to that they minimize out a scene of batman giving oral to cat lady makes me excited for the poison ivy and harley quinn minimize intercourse scene
— package darling (@queenkitdarling) June 14, 2021