Amy Schumer Nails People Who Claim They Follow Pandemic Protocols

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Amy Schumer makes enjoyable of people that declare they’ve been in quarantine

Now that vaccines are moving into arms and extra states throughout the U.S. are approaching one thing resembling “fully open,” individuals who have been largely following quarantine orders for your complete yr are getting their vaccines and beginning to return to “normal life,” and together with that could be a big contingent of Americans now uttering phrases like “I literally haven’t gone outside in a year” and “I haven’t seen anyone outside my family since March 2020!” Well, Amy Schumer hears your pandemic hand-wringing and calls bullshit in a extremely humorous video blasting all of the individuals who “claim” they’ve been huddled of their homes when Schumer is aware of y’all have pandemic “pods” the scale of small school rooms and have been doing absolutely the most all yr.

“No, you don’t understand, I haven’t seen anyone in like, two years, this is my first time leaving my house,” Amy says to digicam, echoing the pandemic chorus we’ve heard too many occasions in current weeks.

Then, Amy confronts herself, asking “Didn’t you get a manicure though?” To which Pandemic-Amy retorts, “Yeah but well, it’s crazy I was like crying for someone to touch me because I haven’t left my house in at least a year, maybe nine months.”

Then, when pressed in regards to the child’s birthday celebration she went to, Amy once more says, “Yes, but that’s a kid’s party and it’s just 26 people and that’s our pod, those people, thats been our pod.”

And lastly, when requested how she went on that cruise regardless of protestations that she hasn’t left her home, Amy goes, “We did go on a Carnival Cruise, but it was just the people on the boat, actually, those people are in our pod and that’s honestly it, I haven’t left my house.”

I imply, the accuracy of all of it. Fans weighed in, dying laughing on the reliability, writing issues like “Unfortunately I know people who would name dozens of others who were in their ‘pod’ through this whole thing,” and “This is my family. I think they really believe they haven’t been out in a year, yet they constantly do things…it’s weird,” and likewise, “I can’t even send this to any of my family or friends because this is them!”

At the beginning of the pandemic, Amy and her household quarantined in a cottage in the course of Martha’s Vineyard, the place she and husband Chris Fischer truly hosted an at-home cooking present. Though her present was deeply entertaining, Schumer says she misses stand-up comedy most of all and again in May 2020 advised The New York Times she wasn’t certain how comedy golf equipment had been going to work with masks and social distancing.

“I think it will come back and be fine,” Schumer mentioned. “But it will take a while. Are we going to open it up and people are going to wear bandannas over their mouths so you can’t even hear a laugh? You need masks with good acoustics.”

Doing comedy in {a partially} reopened comedy membership with everybody laughing beneath masks most likely isn’t a comic book’s thought of a great time, however so long as Schumer has Instagram and extra movies like this one, we’re in.

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